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'We geochemists did very well before there were geophysicists.'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

'Are we there yet?'

Build a Raft

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

Surf Casting

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Thinks he's too cool for school.

The Food Chain

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Technically, it's a mammal."

Summertime

Fish snorkling above water.

Danger Slow Sand.

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'