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'We geochemists did very well before there were geophysicists.'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Build a Raft

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

'Are we there yet?'

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"The hyenas started it."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

Surf Casting

Thinks he's too cool for school.

The Food Chain

"Technically, it's a mammal."

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

Summertime

Fish snorkling above water.

Danger Slow Sand.

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"