Multiverse Explorer Gifts

Due to breach in barrier between universes Bob suddenly confronts his other self.

Parallel Universes

"Is this the bathroom mirror, or the portal to a parallel universe?"

'Jensen for crying out loud, go in there and tell Bagby that opening up a parallel universe vortex on company time will not, and stress the will not, be tolerated.'

The woman who fell through time begins her journey on a high note.

'Hmmm - quite a challenge to get these absolutely parallel.'

"Occasionally, the membrane between parallel universes ruptures."

Big Bang Theory.

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

A man looks up at the earth

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

Slinky Cow World

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

The Big Tipper

Emergency exit into Space

Beyond the known and the unknown.

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"