Mythical Universe Explorer Gifts

"Oh, it's just what they call it. I'm sure you can do it at night, too."

Big Bang Theory.

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

Czarcasm

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

Slinky Cow World

A man looks up at the earth

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

The Big Tipper

Emergency exit into Space

Beyond the known and the unknown.

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

"Space exploration"

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

"That was Copernicus on the phone – he says you're NOT the centre of the universe!"

Frank and Ernest Celestial Accountants. How's the audit of the Bankrupt Universe, Inc. going, Ernie? At first I thought it was a personnel problem -- Halley's Comet shows up once every seventy-six years, the supernovas are a bunch of burnouts and of course planet Mercury only works eighty-eight days a year. But the real problem isn't personnel, it's corporate strategy! Strategy? What's wrong? Universe, Inc. thinks it can keep expanding and expanding forever and ever!

Phoenix

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

'Say again: a train going 50 Miles Per Hour leaves Chicago heading to a black hole where the rules of motion change as a function of distance from a singularity ... and then what?'

'Your future looks charming.'