Metaverse Maven Pillows

"He never takes off that V.R. headset. Is there any way you can do his medical exam in the metaverse?"

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"Textin’"

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

"While we're on the subject of earnings, does anyone have a clever metaphor using the word, 'toilet'?"

'...she still can't manage a decent sports metaphor.'

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

'My crystal ball is in the shop. Pick a fortune cookie.'

'With our marketing budget so limited our best chance is to make commercials that are SO bad that they'll go viral.'

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

"I've been feeling a bit empty lately."

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

Spam traps on mobiles

Man-mobile

Bleak House

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

'Frank said if he ever won a lot of money from online gambling, he wouldn't change, He lied,'

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."

"I wonder how many Facebook likes I'll get."

Psychic Research Unit.

"Inside you there are two wolves..."

"who knows, Perkins maybe one day in the far future we'll be bullying each other in addictive artificial environments..."

"The doctor said I've got 'texter's slump'."

'In which on-line university will you enroll?'

"You're not fooling me. I can spot 'fake mews'."

"And this one is made of ancient crystals that detoxify the air and remove all the money from your pocket."

'And just how much is silver going for a troy ounce these days?'

Mobile Phones

"You’ll meet a beautiful woman whom your mother will loathe."

'I embrace diversity. Some of my friends use Androids, some have iPhones, and others use Blackberries.'

'It's a gadget for buying gadgets over the net.'