Martian Maven Pillows

Mars Probe 'insight' - the very last picture...

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

Corporate Team Building. Team. Hey, everybody, I've just been told our CEO fled the country while we've been doing our truth exercises.

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

Human Brain

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

Jerk Gene

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

'My crystal ball is in the shop. Pick a fortune cookie.'

Psychiatry ward with 'Inhibited' and 'Outgoing' trays.

Life is ghoul

At the Halloween party down there, one fat molecule is dressed as an angel and another as a devil. Makes sense, there are good gars and bad fats. The antibody is wearing a cape. Everybody's been calling him a superhero so he dressed like one. That virus wasn't invited but he sneaked in dressed as the long ranger. He's always showing up where he's not wanted. The ironic thing is the virus is wearing a mask.

'U.S. Manufacturing'

Moon Martini

Bleak House

"That metallic grinding means her throwout bearings are shot. She's backfiring through her carburetor. The tick indicates transmission trouble, and the smoke means she's on fire."

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."

"You’ll meet a beautiful woman whom your mother will loathe."

'And just how much is silver going for a troy ounce these days?'

Doubling Gloucester Cheeses

"And this one is made of ancient crystals that detoxify the air and remove all the money from your pocket."

'I'll accept that excuse for now, but you need to have a brain by Monday.'

Psychic Research Unit.

'There's someone here I'd like you to meet. He's very well-connected.'

"I utilize the best from Freud, the best from Jung and the best from my uncle Marty, a very smart fellow."

"Popular astrologer and psychic Malder Tercado's contract with a national Spanish-language TV network was not renewed. Tercado was reportedly surprised by the news...saying he didn't see it coming."

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

"And now, with the projected sales figures..."

"And they say this country doesn't make anything anymore!"

Reading the Leaves.

"And then they came out with a desktop model."

Snake charming the telephone.