Martian Maven Mugs

Mars Probe 'insight' - the very last picture...

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

Human Brain

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

Jerk Gene

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

Psychiatry ward with 'Inhibited' and 'Outgoing' trays.

Moon Martini

Life is ghoul

'U.S. Manufacturing'

Bleak House

"That metallic grinding means her throwout bearings are shot. She's backfiring through her carburetor. The tick indicates transmission trouble, and the smoke means she's on fire."

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."

Psychic Research Unit.

"You’ll meet a beautiful woman whom your mother will loathe."

'I'll accept that excuse for now, but you need to have a brain by Monday.'

"And this one is made of ancient crystals that detoxify the air and remove all the money from your pocket."

'And just how much is silver going for a troy ounce these days?'

Doubling Gloucester Cheeses

'There's someone here I'd like you to meet. He's very well-connected.'

"I utilize the best from Freud, the best from Jung and the best from my uncle Marty, a very smart fellow."

"Popular astrologer and psychic Malder Tercado's contract with a national Spanish-language TV network was not renewed. Tercado was reportedly surprised by the news...saying he didn't see it coming."

"And now, with the projected sales figures..."

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

Reading the Leaves.

"If I'm going to spend any time in here you need to do something about your dandruff!"

"Everything has been done to death."

Snake charming the telephone.

"Once we get the performance figures in we give them to Mrs Miggins and her magic cauldron to make sense of them!"