Metrics Maven Gifts

Looking for a gift that resonates with your favorite metrics maven? Whether they’re passionate about data, analytics, or creative problem solving, our collection offers witty and thoughtful products designed to delight anyone who lives by the numbers. Perfect for birthdays, celebrations, or just because, these items will bring a smile to your data-driven friend’s face.

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Business is off the chart.

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"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are." mockup

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

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"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag." mockup

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

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Apples for sale

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'We want everyone to remember our name.'

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'We want everyone to remember our name.'

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"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..." mockup

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

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'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.' mockup

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

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"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!" mockup

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

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"#Win!"

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Creative department

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'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

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'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

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"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?" mockup

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

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'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!' mockup

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

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When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

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Direct Marketing...

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"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!" mockup

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

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"I don't have to be a team player, Crawford. I'm the team owner."

"I don't have to be a team player, Crawford. I'm the team owner." mockup

"I don't have to be a team player, Crawford. I'm the team owner."

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'Okay, okay, be patient!'

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Trade Show Sherpas

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"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

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"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

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The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

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'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

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'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

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'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?' mockup

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

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"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority." mockup

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

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'Sorry to interrupt Dixon - but this is not what I meant when I said this company needed more blue-sky thinking!'

'Sorry to interrupt Dixon - but this is not what I meant when I said this company needed more blue-sky thinking!' mockup

'Sorry to interrupt Dixon - but this is not what I meant when I said this company needed more blue-sky thinking!'

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"Someone, call the office and see if we can get a fresh carrot."

"Someone, call the office and see if we can get a fresh carrot." mockup

"Someone, call the office and see if we can get a fresh carrot."

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"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester." mockup

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

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Your Guide to Winning Movember

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Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location! mockup

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

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'It's creative as hell! Now that you've got that out of your system, give me a campaign that will sell.'

'It's creative as hell! Now that you've got that out of your system, give me a campaign that will sell.' mockup

'It's creative as hell! Now that you've got that out of your system, give me a campaign that will sell.'

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Metrics Maven Gifts Collection

Metrics Maven Mugs

Discover a collection of mugs that cater to metrics mavens, blending humor and intelligence in every sip. Perfect for data enthusiasts.

Metrics Maven Pillows

Brighten your space with pillows featuring witty data and metrics motifs. Ideal for those who love to infuse humor and insight into their decor.

Metrics Maven Prints

Browse prints that capture the art of data, perfect for metrics mavens who want to showcase their analytical passion on their walls.

Metrics Maven T-Shirts

Explore t-shirts designed for the creative analytics lover, showcasing clever math and data-inspired designs that add a fun twist to your wardrobe.