Metrics Maven Gifts

Business is off the chart.

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Apples for sale

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

"#Win!"

Creative department

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

Direct Marketing...

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

"I don't have to be a team player, Crawford. I'm the team owner."

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

'Okay, okay, be patient!'

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

Trade Show Sherpas

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

"Just go with the workflow."

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

'It's perfect, but can we see it in white?'

Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.

"Someone, call the office and see if we can get a fresh carrot."

Publisher. "The Laws of Motion " is a little dry for a title, Mr. Newton. How about something catchier like "When Push Comes to Shove"?

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

'Sorry to interrupt Dixon - but this is not what I meant when I said this company needed more blue-sky thinking!'

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

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