Math Maven Gifts

Quantum Mechanics.

'Then I say to myself, 'What's the use? There isn't any Nobel Prize for math'.'

Math 2B- Shakespeare, yes or no?

"There can be no doubt. This proves it. We gotta have more cow bell."

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

Let's ask Square ... He always has the right angle on things.

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

'So much for a simple and elegant solution.'

'Yes, but it's only a problem if you make it a problem.'

"This is your great, great uncle Orlando. He was a great mathematician, but a little cheap. He always picked up the check at restaurants...but only to make sure the math was right."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

Great Chinese Dynasties

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."

"I'm teaching him to rollover my 401 (k)."

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

"I don't have to be a team player, Crawford. I'm the team owner."

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

'The Fed decided today not to raise or lower interest rates, but instead just moved them sideways a little.'

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

"Just go with the workflow."

'Mixed news from the federal reserve...interest rates will drop on savings but will go up on loans.'

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

Practical loans vs. devil-may-care loans.

'Sorry to interrupt Dixon - but this is not what I meant when I said this company needed more blue-sky thinking!'

"Someone, call the office and see if we can get a fresh carrot."