Manufacturing Maven Gifts

Man wearing a 'Manufacturing' float ring hesitates beside empty 'Qualified Labor pool'

"I don't know why other countries won't buy our products...After all, they made them!"

Even in manufacturing the creative well can run dry.

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

"I don't have to be a team player, Crawford. I'm the team owner."

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

'Motherhood is great, but I get a really sore back...'

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

'Sorry to interrupt Dixon - but this is not what I meant when I said this company needed more blue-sky thinking!'

"Someone, call the office and see if we can get a fresh carrot."

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

"First of all, let me commend everyone on the teamwork displayed on this icebreaker. Secondly, let me apologize for some of the motivational language I used during this session..."

Man carrying his boss.

"Despite years of management training john still found it difficult to give negative feedback."

The worker/the man who monitors the worker/the man who wrote the draft policy guidelines on how to monitor the man monitoring the worker.

'There's an absence of leadership in this authority,we need to explore the possibility of thinking about setting up a sub-committee to look into it.'

Maternity Unit - 'Congratulations! It's a midwife!'

"What kind of crazy management scheme is this?"

'Office of not much budget, and even less management! Yomp speaking!'

"'Routine examination' were the only two words in the doctor's mind when he placed the stethoscope on..."

Jerk Gene

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

Welcome to the uterus. Please be seated. Your mother will be with you in nine months.

'How dare you accuse me of sinking this company?'

'Hmm...this new management fad is crazy enough that it might just work...'

'Attention, all department heads: the buck stops there. I've had it!'