Mileage Maven Gifts

'I don't want toys or games ... I want your frequent flyer miles.'

"Your ticket was $340, but the flight is extra."

The day the stock market went UP.

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Jack of all trades

Apples for sale

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

"#Win!"

Creative department

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

European currency on the edge.

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

Direct Marketing...

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

"I don't have to be a team player, Crawford. I'm the team owner."

Trade Show Sherpas