Mindful Measurer Gifts

"I like the metric system. My weight in kilograms is less than my weight in pounds."

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"You left your demons here last week."

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

"How's everything here? Let's start with your earliest childhood memories."

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters."

Yoga To-Do

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

"Maybe this isn't the right heartless monolithic corporation for you."

"Yoga helps me unwind."

"I'm going on a retreat."

'I can remember when no one had even heard of t'ai chi.'

All we have in life is this moment...

"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."

'Have you been working out?'

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

Grok's Thought Stopping.

"You have got to want to change."

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

"You must learn to let go."

"Only time can heal a broken heart, Brenda, and fortunately I have the time, every Thursday at three o'clock."

'Life's little wonders are too big for me.'

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

"You should try yoga. It makes you relaxed, flexible and loose."