Measurement Mystic Gifts

'What's a cubic foot?' - 'Whatever it is claim compensation.'

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

The Tale of the Tape of the Tail.

'At the sales department, we've got to meet our performance targets. We're not here to care about reality.'

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

'You are being haunted by the spirit of a slimmer, trimmer, you.'

"Do you have a few minutes to talk about the metric system?"

"It kind of puts it all in perspective, doesn't it?"

"I like the metric system. My weight in kilograms is less than my weight in pounds."

Alternative Accountants

'How do you measure the success of your blog?'

Lady Justice using metric scales.

Plugged In

"Well done Fred, you've lost a bit more..."

'What do you mean it's wrong? In Ethics we learnt that the truth is always objective!'

'.. and what about dogs born on February 29th?'

'Empty your mind and your pockets!'

Time Scales

'Twelve ounces in a pound - what do you want to be, boy, a butcher?'

Carpenter

Warranty Void

New Scotland Metre.

"I bought a metric scale. I'll no longer be disappointed with my weight because I won't know what it means."

"This snake measures 24 inches."

"Sorry, guys, but we'll have to take back your medals. We got feet and meters mixed up."

37.85 Litres Hats

Guys from other countries need time to adjust to playing in America. It's a game of inches and they grew up with the metric system.

"I don't think it matters is you choose metric or imperial."