Metric Magician Gifts

Searching for a gift for a metric magician? Explore our collection of clever, humorous items designed for those who see magic in measurements and excel in the creative art of numbers. Perfect for inspiring a data wizard or math enthusiast with a quirky sense of humor and a passion for all things numeric.

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'How do you measure the success of your blog?'

'How do you measure the success of your blog?' mockup

'How do you measure the success of your blog?'

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"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!" mockup

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

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Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children mockup

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

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"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!" mockup

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

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'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...' mockup

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

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Time Is Money

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Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.

Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting. mockup

Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.

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"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there." mockup

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

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'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!' mockup

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

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'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.' mockup

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

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I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked. mockup

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

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"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in." mockup

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

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'There are lies, damn lies, and statistics. We're looking for someone who can make all three of these work for us.'

'There are lies, damn lies, and statistics. We're looking for someone who can make all three of these work for us.' mockup

'There are lies, damn lies, and statistics. We're looking for someone who can make all three of these work for us.'

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'At the sales department, we've got to meet our performance targets. We're not here to care about reality.'

'At the sales department, we've got to meet our performance targets. We're not here to care about reality.' mockup

'At the sales department, we've got to meet our performance targets. We're not here to care about reality.'

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"My accountant is brilliant - he has just had a loophole names after him!"

"My accountant is brilliant - he has just had a loophole names after him!" mockup

"My accountant is brilliant - he has just had a loophole names after him!"

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Investing your savings

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'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.' mockup

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

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Smiling businessman with rising profits mockup

Smiling businessman with rising profits

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'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

'And this is my strategic money reserve.' mockup

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

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"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."

"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math." mockup

"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."

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"Everything's gone up."

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"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe." mockup

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

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"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22." mockup

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

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Geeky looking guy looks at incomprehensible mathematical problem: 'And this equation proves beyond doubt that I have wasted my life.'

Geeky looking guy looks at incomprehensible mathematical problem: 'And this equation proves beyond doubt that I have wasted my life.' mockup

Geeky looking guy looks at incomprehensible mathematical problem: 'And this equation proves beyond doubt that I have wasted my life.'

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'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!' mockup

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

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'Guess who made a bushel today?'

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'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.' mockup

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

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"When you're nailing the numbers, they don't ask questions."

"When you're nailing the numbers, they don't ask questions." mockup

"When you're nailing the numbers, they don't ask questions."

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Professor of Fuzzy Logic.

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Man rotates profit chart so it shows growth not loss.

Man rotates profit chart so it shows growth not loss. mockup

Man rotates profit chart so it shows growth not loss.

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The Forever Stamp

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Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside. mockup

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

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Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.' mockup

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

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'My mother says I have a vivid imagination.'

'My mother says I have a vivid imagination.' mockup

'My mother says I have a vivid imagination.'

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Metric Magician Gifts Collection

Metric Magician Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for metric magicians—quirky, witty, and perfect for celebrating their love of numbers.

Metric Magician Pillows

Discover cozy pillows featuring playful measurements and mathematical humor—ideal for brightening up any space.

Metric Magician Prints

Browse our prints that celebrate the magic of metrics—perfect for inspiring creativity and adding a witty touch to any room.

Metric Magician T-Shirts

Find T-shirts for metric magicians who love to wear their passion for measurements and mathematics with pride and humor.