Measuring Pillows

The Bearskin Hat Family

'I'm sorry I ever told them it's a game of inches.'

"Believe me, son, you'll grow up fast enough. . . you don't need to check your height EVERY DAY!"

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

The Tale of the Tape of the Tail.

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

Scales

"Do you have a few minutes to talk about the metric system?"

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

"I like the metric system. My weight in kilograms is less than my weight in pounds."

'What's a cubic foot?' - 'Whatever it is claim compensation.'

"It kind of puts it all in perspective, doesn't it?"

Lady Justice using metric scales.

"Well done Fred, you've lost a bit more..."

'I regret to report that there's no global warming threat after all -- we just got Fahrenheit and Celsius mixed up.'

Time Scales

Carpenter

"I am sorry to inform you that you are displaying early signs of senile dimensiona Mr Johnson."

Warranty Void

'I thought you said 36 inch neck and 16 inch sleeve.'

Measuring a girl's height.

New Scotland Metre.

"This snake measures 24 inches."

'Oh boy, you've grown alright! Better be careful though: From now on, they won't throw you back...'

30.48 cm Hot Dogs

37.85 Litres Hats

The Why-Can't-This-Event-Be-In-Miles-Like-Other-Sports-In-This-Country 10K

'He says we have to change our name to the Kilo Shop.'

'A hundred and ninety pounds!'

"I prefer the metric system. 18 centimeters sounds better than 7 inches."

'You weigh 14 pints.'