Weighing Scale Gifts

'I think it's having a core melt down!'

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

"I don’t care that muscle weighs more than fat. I only know I work out here and gain 5 pounds!"

Woman is shocked at seeing her weight, she doesn't realise that her dog is also on the scales.

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

The hour of justice

Scales

Bass Clef

"I like the metric system. My weight in kilograms is less than my weight in pounds."

Woman and sport trainer

Non-metric speak your weight machine

"I guess now would be as good a time as any to talk about balance."

"See? The good still outweighs the bad."

'When did these start coming with privacy protection?'

Pole Dancing Every Night: 'It's one of the perks of being a weights and measures inspector.'

"Just a few pumps more...!"

'Doris, I know how much you weigh. Step on the scale and I'll hand you the fish.'

Scales: 'Every day she breaks my back! What's in it for me?'

My diet is working! I'm almost down to what I didn't want to get up to!

"I bought a metric scale. I'll no longer be disappointed with my weight because I won't know what it means."

"One truck is over loaded, one is under loaded, and one is just right."

Aren't you afraid you'll void the warranty?

'A hundred and ninety pounds!'

'You weigh 14 pints.'

Man with each foot on a set of scales.

Mass Gathering

'Your head weighs 26 pounds, same as your feet.'

The day the scales broke down at the truck weigh station.

Your Weight and Fortune Cookie - 1 Yuan.

"Looks like my diet was just wishful shrinking."

'Do you have to be so darn specific?'