Non-metric speak your weight machine
Weighing Scales Gifts
Discover a range of amusing and thoughtful items for those fascinated by weighing scales. Our collection features clever designs that bring humor and personality to any scale lover's space or daily routine. Whether they’re into precision, fitness, or just love a joke, you’ll find something special to delight them. From quirky mugs to playful t-shirts, our products are sure to weigh heavily on their happiness. Celebrate their fascination with a gift that’s both fun and personal—crafted to tickle the funny bone and weigh in on their interests.
"I don’t care that muscle weighs more than fat. I only know I work out here and gain 5 pounds!"
The hour of justice
Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.
Scales
Bass Clef
"I like the metric system. My weight in kilograms is less than my weight in pounds."
Woman and sport trainer
"See? The good still outweighs the bad."
'To make matter worse, our combined weight is higher than our credit score.'
'When did these start coming with privacy protection?'
Pole Dancing Every Night: 'It's one of the perks of being a weights and measures inspector.'
'Doris, I know how much you weigh. Step on the scale and I'll hand you the fish.'
'I think it's having a core melt down!'
My diet is working! I'm almost down to what I didn't want to get up to!
New Scotland Metre.
30.48 cm Hot Dogs
"I don't think it matters is you choose metric or imperial."
"One truck is over loaded, one is under loaded, and one is just right."
"I must not eat pies off the path, I must not eat pies off the path..."
Aren't you afraid you'll void the warranty?
Guys from other countries need time to adjust to playing in America. It's a game of inches and they grew up with the metric system.
Woman puts baloons to make herself appear lighter on weighing scale.
'A hundred and ninety pounds!'
'You weigh 14 pints.'
Man with each foot on a set of scales.
Mass Gathering
'Your head weighs 26 pounds, same as your feet.'
Your Weight and Fortune Cookie - 1 Yuan.
The day the scales broke down at the truck weigh station.
"Looks like my diet was just wishful shrinking."
'Do you have to be so darn specific?'
"You'll appreciate that it's now half a kilo of tuppeny rice."
Weighing Scales Gifts Collection
Weighing Scales Mugs
Explore our collection of humorous scales-related mugs and find the perfect way to start their day with a smile.
Weighing Scales Pillows
Discover witty weighing scale pillows that add personality and comfort to any space, making everyday living a little more amusing.
Weighing Scales Prints
Browse our quirky weighing scale prints to create a witty and personalized decor statement for any room.
Weighing Scales T-Shirts
Check out our fun weighing scale t-shirts and let your loved one express their interest with humor and style.