Scale Collecting Gifts

'Doris, I know how much you weigh. Step on the scale and I'll hand you the fish.'

"Well....I could've done this!"

Critisize your weight.

Sundial Time

"I started a collection!"

Lady Justice.

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

'Never mind how accurate they are -- How DISCREET are they?'

The dead sea scrolls

"You're late."

Shrink

'Oh, for heaven sake, Emily. . . stop cheating and just go on a diet like everyone else!!!'

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

'I love the Giant's Causeway.'

Edmund Spenser

'Happy birthday, dear... It's an executive rock.'

'The trick is to label straight away, otherwise I forget what I have in my larder...'

Waiting for the 5 o'clock hooter.

"And when the little hand gets to the nine, it means... ah, just check your cell phones."

'Sorry, sweetie, but your weight is still the same.'

Woman and sport trainer

"You and your stones collection!"

Prehistoric Clocks.

"We just don't seem to make time for one another these days."

Lady Justice using metric scales.

"Well, I would consider offering you more for it if it were right, say, three times a day."

'It's the only rock you'll ever need'

'It's a very old cuckoo clock.'

'Let's call it Frisbee...'

'To make matter worse, our combined weight is higher than our credit score.'

'When did these start coming with privacy protection?'

Cuckoo Clock Dentistry

'Humans... they're buying these stones even though fishes are color-blind!'

A ghost of a bird frightens a cuckoo clock bird.

A showdown between a cowboy and a clock