Scale Collecting Pillows

'Doris, I know how much you weigh. Step on the scale and I'll hand you the fish.'

"Well....I could've done this!"

Critisize your weight.

Sundial Time

"I started a collection!"

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

Lady Justice.

'Never mind how accurate they are -- How DISCREET are they?'

Shrink

"You're late."

The dead sea scrolls

'Oh, for heaven sake, Emily. . . stop cheating and just go on a diet like everyone else!!!'

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

'Sorry, sweetie, but your weight is still the same.'

'Happy birthday, dear... It's an executive rock.'

'I love the Giant's Causeway.'

'The trick is to label straight away, otherwise I forget what I have in my larder...'

Waiting for the 5 o'clock hooter.

Edmund Spenser

"And when the little hand gets to the nine, it means... ah, just check your cell phones."

Woman and sport trainer

Lady Justice using metric scales.

Prehistoric Clocks.

"You and your stones collection!"

"We just don't seem to make time for one another these days."

'It's a very old cuckoo clock.'

'It's the only rock you'll ever need'

"Well, I would consider offering you more for it if it were right, say, three times a day."

'Let's call it Frisbee...'

'To make matter worse, our combined weight is higher than our credit score.'

Cuckoo Clock Dentistry

'When did these start coming with privacy protection?'

'Humans... they're buying these stones even though fishes are color-blind!'

'Whaddya mean the scale keeps flashing tilt?'

A ghost of a bird frightens a cuckoo clock bird.