Bathroom Scale Collector Gifts

Lost in the world of bathroom scale collecting? Discover quirky mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and art prints that celebrate this unique hobby with a fun and creative twist. Perfect for anyone who appreciates a sense of humor about their passion for vintage and modern scales.

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'Oh, for heaven sake, Emily. . . stop cheating and just go on a diet like everyone else!!!'

'Oh, for heaven sake, Emily. . . stop cheating and just go on a diet like everyone else!!!' mockup

'Oh, for heaven sake, Emily. . . stop cheating and just go on a diet like everyone else!!!'

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'Never mind how accurate they are -- How DISCREET are they?'

'Never mind how accurate they are -- How DISCREET are they?' mockup

'Never mind how accurate they are -- How DISCREET are they?'

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Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus! mockup

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

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"On the plus side, I finally have a key to the executive washroom."

"On the plus side, I finally have a key to the executive washroom." mockup

"On the plus side, I finally have a key to the executive washroom."

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"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."

"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser." mockup

"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."

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"I started a collection!"

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'School of hard knocks.'

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Graduate

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'I have an MBA, but I've never MBAed.' mockup

'I have an MBA, but I've never MBAed.'

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'A bachelor's? Big deal - I have a MASTER'S degree in enlightenment!'

'A bachelor's? Big deal - I have a MASTER'S degree in enlightenment!' mockup

'A bachelor's? Big deal - I have a MASTER'S degree in enlightenment!'

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'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?' mockup

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

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Bachelors and Masters degrees.

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'Okay who swiped my bath toys?'

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"And that's me as a shepherdess!" mockup

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

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"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!" mockup

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

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'My son has college degrees in psychology, economics and political science. He can't get a job but at least he knows why.'

'My son has college degrees in psychology, economics and political science. He can't get a job but at least he knows why.' mockup

'My son has college degrees in psychology, economics and political science. He can't get a job but at least he knows why.'

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No room to hang his diploma.

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'...then I got my masters in psychology, and a year later I earned my Ph.D. in sociology. By the time I get my master in math and my doctorate in history, I'll be ready to retire.'

'...then I got my masters in psychology, and a year later I earned my Ph.D. in sociology. By the time I get my master in math and my doctorate in history, I'll be ready to retire.'

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"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps." mockup

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

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' I see that you have a B.A. degree in stapling and collating. Your parents must be very proud of you.'

' I see that you have a B.A. degree in stapling and collating. Your parents must be very proud of you.' mockup

' I see that you have a B.A. degree in stapling and collating. Your parents must be very proud of you.'

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'I'm walking across the nation to raise awareness of my fabulous legs.'

'I'm walking across the nation to raise awareness of my fabulous legs.' mockup

'I'm walking across the nation to raise awareness of my fabulous legs.'

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"Terrific - degrees from the macaroni institute and the cheese academy."

"Terrific - degrees from the macaroni institute and the cheese academy." mockup

"Terrific - degrees from the macaroni institute and the cheese academy."

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'I told you - they'll send me all these impressive looking diplomas when I pay off my student debt!'

'I told you - they'll send me all these impressive looking diplomas when I pay off my student debt!' mockup

'I told you - they'll send me all these impressive looking diplomas when I pay off my student debt!'

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And if you go for your Masters', we'll throw in your PH.D. at no extra charge.

And if you go for your Masters', we'll throw in your PH.D. at no extra charge. mockup

And if you go for your Masters', we'll throw in your PH.D. at no extra charge.

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Bowel movement in D minor.

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"Oh, thank God!"

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'Doris, I know how much you weigh. Step on the scale and I'll hand you the fish.'

'Doris, I know how much you weigh. Step on the scale and I'll hand you the fish.' mockup

'Doris, I know how much you weigh. Step on the scale and I'll hand you the fish.'

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'When did these start coming with privacy protection?'

'When did these start coming with privacy protection?' mockup

'When did these start coming with privacy protection?'

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"I see you graduated Summa Cum Laude, but then didn't your whole graduating class."

"I see you graduated Summa Cum Laude, but then didn't your whole graduating class." mockup

"I see you graduated Summa Cum Laude, but then didn't your whole graduating class."

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"Having an MBA from a prestigious college is quite impressive. However, we're looking for someone with basic computer skills."

"Having an MBA from a prestigious college is quite impressive. However, we're looking for someone with basic computer skills." mockup

"Having an MBA from a prestigious college is quite impressive. However, we're looking for someone with basic computer skills."

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Bathroom Scale Collector Gifts Collection

Bathroom Scale Collector Mugs

Explore our collection of humorous and artistic mugs that celebrate bathroom scale collecting—perfect for adding a splash of fun to your morning routine.

Bathroom Scale Collector Pillows

Find cozy pillows that highlight your love for bathroom scale collecting—add personality and humor to your living space.

Bathroom Scale Collector Prints

Decorate your home with art prints dedicated to bathroom scale enthusiasts—fun, quirky, and perfect for showcasing your unique hobby.

Bathroom Scale Collector T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that showcase your passion for bathroom scale collecting with witty and artistic designs—ideal for wearing your hobby with pride.