Bathroom Symphony Collector Gifts

Bowel movement in D minor.

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"On the plus side, I finally have a key to the executive washroom."

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

'Okay who swiped my bath toys?'

'Never mind how accurate they are -- How DISCREET are they?'

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

The public was right

'Oh, for heaven sake, Emily. . . stop cheating and just go on a diet like everyone else!!!'

Mixed Marriage: Downhill Racer.

'That's my dad. He does his best work in the bathroom.'

Man with piano in bath - "It's not the singing I'm complaining about."

Twig! Please come into my bathroom! Have you been using my makeup? You're paranoid! Everything is in its place. Why would you accuse me? Just a hunch.

"You have reached your destination (for the 4th time tonight, I might I add?)"

'I'm walking across the nation to raise awareness of my fabulous legs.'

'Holy shit!'

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'

'So we meet again on the fields of battle.'

In Agatha Christie's bathroom.

'The only one who likes it when you're singing in the shower is our neighbour... the glazier!'

"Wash and Quo"

"Do you want me to leave the water in?"

Guys who wear bikini style bathing suits to the beach...

"I'm incredibly sorry -- I'm not wearing my proper glasses."

"There it is again: that red, itchy rash on my skin... Maybe I should try another brand of soap instead of 'Sunlight'?"

"Mom, when will I be old enough to contain alcohol?"

Miscommunication

'Phew! - Thank goodness today is over. Now we can take off these ridiculous glasses.'

'Admit it, you need to wear spectacles.'

"I'm having a problem with the Ultra-Super Max Plumber's Helper you sold me yesterday."

Dance of the Inconsistent Water Temperature