Bathroom Symphony Collector Pillows

Bowel movement in D minor.

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"On the plus side, I finally have a key to the executive washroom."

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

'Okay who swiped my bath toys?'

'Never mind how accurate they are -- How DISCREET are they?'

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

The public was right

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

'Oh, for heaven sake, Emily. . . stop cheating and just go on a diet like everyone else!!!'

Mixed Marriage: Downhill Racer.

"You have reached your destination (for the 4th time tonight, I might I add?)"

'I'm walking across the nation to raise awareness of my fabulous legs.'

'Holy shit!'

In Agatha Christie's bathroom.

'So we meet again on the fields of battle.'

'The only one who likes it when you're singing in the shower is our neighbour... the glazier!'

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'

"Wash and Quo"

"Do you want me to leave the water in?"

"Mom, when will I be old enough to contain alcohol?"

"I'm incredibly sorry -- I'm not wearing my proper glasses."

"There it is again: that red, itchy rash on my skin... Maybe I should try another brand of soap instead of 'Sunlight'?"

Guys who wear bikini style bathing suits to the beach...

Miscommunication

Dance of the Inconsistent Water Temperature

'Phew! - Thank goodness today is over. Now we can take off these ridiculous glasses.'

"I'm having a problem with the Ultra-Super Max Plumber's Helper you sold me yesterday."

'Admit it, you need to wear spectacles.'

Cyclops with regular spectacles says 'It was a buy one, get one free thing.'