Bathroom Key Collector Pillows

"On the plus side, I finally have a key to the executive washroom."

'Ok, give me your username & password one more time.'

"Donald, the dog wants to get back in."

'Never mind how accurate they are -- How DISCREET are they?'

Cat going to litter box with newspaper to read.

'Oh, for heaven sake, Emily. . . stop cheating and just go on a diet like everyone else!!!'

"And, should you ever lose the key to the city, I hid another one here."

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

'What do you mean you've misplace the keys?'

"Which one of these things is the soap?"

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

'Is this what you're looking for?'

"I'm sorry your password needs to include upper & lower case letters & at least one number."

The Mosskeytoe.

'I can't find my key.'

Bowel movement in D minor.

"Oh, thank God!"

'Darling you left the key in the car again!'

'Don't laugh - it paid out more than 18 grand last week.'

'He gave me my own key so I can get back in when I want to.'

"Good dog!"

Oh great. Where are we going to find a locksmith willing to come out on a night like this?

'You'll have to wait until I find my keys.'

Key at the centre of a maze.

'The tech department said your new keyboard should be in sometime today.'

'What possible use can that have? Now excuse me, I've got to go to the bathroom.'

In jail dreaming of a key/release

Toilet Roll Prank

'Always the last place you look.'

"Oh boy! Have you guys picked the wrong time for first contact!"

"The deal is $30K for a dozen rolls. First we count the cash - then you get to squish."