Giant Key Collector Pillows

Locksmith

"On the plus side, I finally have a key to the executive washroom."

"He's a keeper!"

"Donald, the dog wants to get back in."

'Our giant sale now on!'

We stock ALL sizes...

"And, should you ever lose the key to the city, I hid another one here."

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

'What do you mean you've misplace the keys?'

'Is this what you're looking for?'

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

Woloski the Great (Piano by Steinway)

The Mosskeytoe.

'I can't find my key.'

'He gave me my own key so I can get back in when I want to.'

'Don't laugh - it paid out more than 18 grand last week.'

'Darling you left the key in the car again!'

'You'll have to wait until I find my keys.'

Key at the centre of a maze.

Oh great. Where are we going to find a locksmith willing to come out on a night like this?

The last will and testement...

Dog with enormous stick.

'The tech department said your new keyboard should be in sometime today.'

'Always the last place you look.'

"Do you have a white on the fruity side, with maybe a possum on the label?"

In jail dreaming of a key/release

'Why, officer, this ain't no weapon. It's just my key chain.'

'Any other ID?'

'It is my honor to present you with the key to the city - Along with this spiffy giant key chain!!'

'It's a U-boat...on a key chain.'

'I thought you had the keys!'

'I lost my key to the kingdom.'