Keyring Collector Pillows

Key: ' OHHHH, Hubba Hubba.' A Male Key checking out the Centrefold of a Doorknob Lock Magazine

"On the plus side, I finally have a key to the executive washroom."

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

'It's my wedding ring: My wife insists I wear it here to stop me flirting with other females...'

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

"Donald, the dog wants to get back in."

'What do you mean you've misplace the keys?'

"And, should you ever lose the key to the city, I hid another one here."

'No collar, no din-din,' said Mrs. Flint firmly. 'Omigosh,' thought Larry, 'Fifi will never give it back!'

'You know Solomon, I just keep feeling that something isn't quite right today.'

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

'Is this what you're looking for?'

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

"Is it just me or does the dog seem calmer since you got it that new collar?"

The Mosskeytoe.

'I can't find my key.'

'Dad, I've got two more chargers for you to store.'

"Good dog!"

'He gave me my own key so I can get back in when I want to.'

'Darling you left the key in the car again!'

"Yes, it is a beautiful ring, Derek. It looks just like the one from the big jewellery heist, last week."

'Don't laugh - it paid out more than 18 grand last week.'

"People are O.K., but I prefer little pieces of string."

Key at the centre of a maze.

Oh great. Where are we going to find a locksmith willing to come out on a night like this?

'You'll have to wait until I find my keys.'

'The tech department said your new keyboard should be in sometime today.'

'Always the last place you look.'

'Still adding to your collection, Sir?'

In jail dreaming of a key/release

'I thought you had the keys!'