Keyring Collector Pillows

Key: ' OHHHH, Hubba Hubba.' A Male Key checking out the Centrefold of a Doorknob Lock Magazine

'Teenagers!'

"On the plus side, I finally have a key to the executive washroom."

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

'It's my wedding ring: My wife insists I wear it here to stop me flirting with other females...'

"Donald, the dog wants to get back in."

"And, should you ever lose the key to the city, I hid another one here."

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

'No collar, no din-din,' said Mrs. Flint firmly. 'Omigosh,' thought Larry, 'Fifi will never give it back!'

'You know Solomon, I just keep feeling that something isn't quite right today.'

'What do you mean you've misplace the keys?'

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

'Is this what you're looking for?'

"Is it just me or does the dog seem calmer since you got it that new collar?"

The Mosskeytoe.

"Could you let Mitten sit on all your keyboards to see which one she likes?"

'I can't find my key.'

'Dad, I've got two more chargers for you to store.'

'Darling you left the key in the car again!'

'Don't laugh - it paid out more than 18 grand last week.'

'He gave me my own key so I can get back in when I want to.'

"Yes, it is a beautiful ring, Derek. It looks just like the one from the big jewellery heist, last week."

"Good dog!"

"People are O.K., but I prefer little pieces of string."

Oh great. Where are we going to find a locksmith willing to come out on a night like this?

Key at the centre of a maze.

'You'll have to wait until I find my keys.'

'Still adding to your collection, Sir?'

'Always the last place you look.'

In jail dreaming of a key/release

'The tech department said your new keyboard should be in sometime today.'

'I think we've found your problem. It's a Yale lock, but you have a Harvard key.'