Key Collector Pillows

'The new locks are more secure, but carrying the keys sure are a hassle.'

'They can never seem to take a hint that we don't want them over. We constantly lock them out. Still, somehow they always managed to get in.'

'I can't find my key.'

Oh great. Where are we going to find a locksmith willing to come out on a night like this?

'You'll have to wait until I find my keys.'

Key at the centre of a maze.

H. Houdini's house (key under doormat).

In jail dreaming of a key/release

"Donald, the dog wants to get back in."

"Where did you last have everything?"

'Is this what you're looking for?'

The Mosskeytoe.

'I thought you had the keys!'

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

"And, should you ever lose the key to the city, I hid another one here."

'What do you mean you've misplace the keys?'

'He gave me my own key so I can get back in when I want to.'

'It is my honor to present you with the key to the city - Along with this spiffy giant key chain!!'

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

'Darling you left the key in the car again!'

Citizen of the year Irwin Johansen leaves his key to the city in the city and is thus locked out.

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"On the plus side, I finally have a key to the executive washroom."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

'Ok, give me your username & password one more time.'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'Music & Gym'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."