Keychain Collector Pillows

'Don't laugh - it paid out more than 18 grand last week.'

'It's a U-boat...on a key chain.'

"On the plus side, I finally have a key to the executive washroom."

Dog in love

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

'Ok, give me your username & password one more time.'

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

"Donald, the dog wants to get back in."

"And, should you ever lose the key to the city, I hid another one here."

'No collar, no din-din,' said Mrs. Flint firmly. 'Omigosh,' thought Larry, 'Fifi will never give it back!'

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

'What do you mean you've misplace the keys?'

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

'You know Solomon, I just keep feeling that something isn't quite right today.'

'Is this what you're looking for?'

"I'm sorry your password needs to include upper & lower case letters & at least one number."

"Is it just me or does the dog seem calmer since you got it that new collar?"

The Mosskeytoe.

"Could you let Mitten sit on all your keyboards to see which one she likes?"

'I can't find my key.'

'Darling you left the key in the car again!'

"You were right, Mom. The new leash has really cured her pulling problem."

"Good dog!"

"Gesundheit!"

'He gave me my own key so I can get back in when I want to.'

"People are O.K., but I prefer little pieces of string."

Oh great. Where are we going to find a locksmith willing to come out on a night like this?

Key at the centre of a maze.

'You'll have to wait until I find my keys.'

"Do you have a white on the fruity side, with maybe a possum on the label?"

"So what if they laugh? The world needs a little more laughter."

"I'm fine. She's just a prude."

Wow! That's a nice leash you have on! Yeah, I admire your restraint!

'The tech department said your new keyboard should be in sometime today.'