Lock And Key Collector Pillows

"On the plus side, I finally have a key to the executive washroom."

'Ok, give me your username & password one more time.'

"Donald, the dog wants to get back in."

"And, should you ever lose the key to the city, I hid another one here."

Hooks R Us.

'Is this what you're looking for?'

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

'What do you mean you've misplace the keys?'

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

"I'm sorry your password needs to include upper & lower case letters & at least one number."

The Mosskeytoe.

'I can't find my key.'

'He gave me my own key so I can get back in when I want to.'

Sale.

'Don't laugh - it paid out more than 18 grand last week.'

'Darling you left the key in the car again!'

"Good dog!"

Oh great. Where are we going to find a locksmith willing to come out on a night like this?

Key at the centre of a maze.

'You'll have to wait until I find my keys.'

'Always the last place you look.'

'I didn't realize the locksmithing test would be this tough.'

The invisible man gets carded.

'The tech department said your new keyboard should be in sometime today.'

In jail dreaming of a key/release

Prisoner with lots of Locks.

'Why, officer, this ain't no weapon. It's just my key chain.'

'This is a really great bar - you have to pick the locks to get in!'

'I thought you had the keys!'

'Any other ID?'

'It is my honor to present you with the key to the city - Along with this spiffy giant key chain!!'

'Your Grandad has never got over the passing of the age of steam.'

'It's a U-boat...on a key chain.'