Lock Collecting Pillows

Prisoner with lots of Locks.

Sundial Time

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

"Tell me, Frankie, what time is it?"

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

Yale makes better lock than rival Harvard.

The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,

"Donald, the dog wants to get back in."

A Rifle Competition in the North

"Hon, where's the butter?"

'Shh, Ben's running it right to us. That's his 'I've got everything under control' howl.'

"You're late."

'It's come to my attention that you're becoming a bit of a clock watcher.'

Time Table

Cuckoo bird in office.

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

Waiting for the 5 o'clock hooter.

'What do you mean you've misplace the keys?'

"And when the little hand gets to the nine, it means... ah, just check your cell phones."

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

'It's my biological clock.'

'The trick is to label straight away, otherwise I forget what I have in my larder...'

'This is the Rabbi's favourite.'

'Is this what you're looking for?'

'Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.'

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

"And, should you ever lose the key to the city, I hid another one here."

Hooks R Us.

"Get me my gun. I want to squeeze off a few last rounds."

'And to mark your 50 years oversleeping...'

The Mosskeytoe.

"Portable, glows in the dark and keeps perfect time. What's not to love?"