Lock Collecting Gifts

Prisoner with lots of Locks.

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

Sundial Time

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

"Tell me, Frankie, what time is it?"

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

A Rifle Competition in the North

"Donald, the dog wants to get back in."

"You're late."

"Hon, where's the butter?"

'It's come to my attention that you're becoming a bit of a clock watcher.'

Time Table

'Shh, Ben's running it right to us. That's his 'I've got everything under control' howl.'

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

Cuckoo bird in office.

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

Hooks R Us.

'It's my biological clock.'

'The trick is to label straight away, otherwise I forget what I have in my larder...'

'What do you mean you've misplace the keys?'

'Is this what you're looking for?'

Waiting for the 5 o'clock hooter.

"And when the little hand gets to the nine, it means... ah, just check your cell phones."

"And, should you ever lose the key to the city, I hid another one here."

'Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.'

'This is the Rabbi's favourite.'

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

"Get me my gun. I want to squeeze off a few last rounds."

"Well, I would consider offering you more for it if it were right, say, three times a day."

The Mosskeytoe.

'And to mark your 50 years oversleeping...'