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'I think we've found your problem. It's a Yale lock, but you have a Harvard key.'

"On the plus side, I finally have a key to the executive washroom."

'Ok, give me your username & password one more time.'

Forgot your locker combination? Let Sammy the weasel pick it open for you!

"Donald, the dog wants to get back in."

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

Hooks R Us.

'What do you mean you've misplace the keys?'

'Is this what you're looking for?'

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

"And, should you ever lose the key to the city, I hid another one here."

"I'm sorry your password needs to include upper & lower case letters & at least one number."

"Could you let Mitten sit on all your keyboards to see which one she likes?"

The Mosskeytoe.

'I can't find my key.'

'Don't laugh - it paid out more than 18 grand last week.'

'Darling you left the key in the car again!'

"Good dog!"

Sale.

'He gave me my own key so I can get back in when I want to.'

'You'll have to wait until I find my keys.'

Oh great. Where are we going to find a locksmith willing to come out on a night like this?

Key at the centre of a maze.

'The tech department said your new keyboard should be in sometime today.'

In jail dreaming of a key/release

Prisoner with lots of Locks.

'I didn't realize the locksmithing test would be this tough.'

The invisible man gets carded.

'Always the last place you look.'

'Your Grandad has never got over the passing of the age of steam.'

'Why, officer, this ain't no weapon. It's just my key chain.'

'Any other ID?'

'This is a really great bar - you have to pick the locks to get in!'

'It is my honor to present you with the key to the city - Along with this spiffy giant key chain!!'

'I thought you had the keys!'