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'Don't laugh - it paid out more than 18 grand last week.'

'It's a U-boat...on a key chain.'

"On the plus side, I finally have a key to the executive washroom."

Dog in love

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

'Ok, give me your username & password one more time.'

"Donald, the dog wants to get back in."

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

'No collar, no din-din,' said Mrs. Flint firmly. 'Omigosh,' thought Larry, 'Fifi will never give it back!'

'Is this what you're looking for?'

'What do you mean you've misplace the keys?'

'You know Solomon, I just keep feeling that something isn't quite right today.'

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

"And, should you ever lose the key to the city, I hid another one here."

"Is it just me or does the dog seem calmer since you got it that new collar?"

"I'm sorry your password needs to include upper & lower case letters & at least one number."

The Mosskeytoe.

'I can't find my key.'

"Good dog!"

"You were right, Mom. The new leash has really cured her pulling problem."

"Gesundheit!"

"People are O.K., but I prefer little pieces of string."

'He gave me my own key so I can get back in when I want to.'

'Darling you left the key in the car again!'

'You'll have to wait until I find my keys.'

Key at the centre of a maze.

Oh great. Where are we going to find a locksmith willing to come out on a night like this?

'The tech department said your new keyboard should be in sometime today.'

"Do you have a white on the fruity side, with maybe a possum on the label?"

"So what if they laugh? The world needs a little more laughter."

"I'm fine. She's just a prude."

In jail dreaming of a key/release

'Always the last place you look.'