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'Why, officer, this ain't no weapon. It's just my key chain.'

'Any other ID?'

"On the plus side, I finally have a key to the executive washroom."

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

Dog in love

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

'Ok, give me your username & password one more time.'

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

"Donald, the dog wants to get back in."

'Is this what you're looking for?'

"And, should you ever lose the key to the city, I hid another one here."

'No collar, no din-din,' said Mrs. Flint firmly. 'Omigosh,' thought Larry, 'Fifi will never give it back!'

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

'What do you mean you've misplace the keys?'

'You know Solomon, I just keep feeling that something isn't quite right today.'

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

"Is it just me or does the dog seem calmer since you got it that new collar?"

"I'm sorry your password needs to include upper & lower case letters & at least one number."

"Could you let Mitten sit on all your keyboards to see which one she likes?"

The Mosskeytoe.

'I can't find my key.'

"People are O.K., but I prefer little pieces of string."

'Don't laugh - it paid out more than 18 grand last week.'

'He gave me my own key so I can get back in when I want to.'

"Gesundheit!"

"Good dog!"

'Darling you left the key in the car again!'

"You were right, Mom. The new leash has really cured her pulling problem."

'You'll have to wait until I find my keys.'

Key at the centre of a maze.

Oh great. Where are we going to find a locksmith willing to come out on a night like this?

Wow! That's a nice leash you have on! Yeah, I admire your restraint!

"So what if they laugh? The world needs a little more laughter."

"I'm fine. She's just a prude."

'Always the last place you look.'