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'Why, officer, this ain't no weapon. It's just my key chain.'

'Any other ID?'

"On the plus side, I finally have a key to the executive washroom."

Dog in love

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

'Ok, give me your username & password one more time.'

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

"Donald, the dog wants to get back in."

"And, should you ever lose the key to the city, I hid another one here."

'You know Solomon, I just keep feeling that something isn't quite right today.'

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

'What do you mean you've misplace the keys?'

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

'No collar, no din-din,' said Mrs. Flint firmly. 'Omigosh,' thought Larry, 'Fifi will never give it back!'

'Is this what you're looking for?'

"Is it just me or does the dog seem calmer since you got it that new collar?"

"I'm sorry your password needs to include upper & lower case letters & at least one number."

The Mosskeytoe.

'I can't find my key.'

'Don't laugh - it paid out more than 18 grand last week.'

'Darling you left the key in the car again!'

"Good dog!"

"Gesundheit!"

'He gave me my own key so I can get back in when I want to.'

"People are O.K., but I prefer little pieces of string."

"You were right, Mom. The new leash has really cured her pulling problem."

Oh great. Where are we going to find a locksmith willing to come out on a night like this?

Key at the centre of a maze.

'You'll have to wait until I find my keys.'

'The tech department said your new keyboard should be in sometime today.'

"So what if they laugh? The world needs a little more laughter."

"I'm fine. She's just a prude."

In jail dreaming of a key/release

'Always the last place you look.'