Giant Key Collector Gifts

Locksmith

"On the plus side, I finally have a key to the executive washroom."

"He's a keeper!"

"Donald, the dog wants to get back in."

'Our giant sale now on!'

We stock ALL sizes...

'What do you mean you've misplace the keys?'

'Is this what you're looking for?'

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

"And, should you ever lose the key to the city, I hid another one here."

"It's a Citroen Picasso..."

Woloski the Great (Piano by Steinway)

"Could you let Mitten sit on all your keyboards to see which one she likes?"

The Mosskeytoe.

'I can't find my key.'

'He gave me my own key so I can get back in when I want to.'

'Don't laugh - it paid out more than 18 grand last week.'

'Darling you left the key in the car again!'

The last will and testement...

'You'll have to wait until I find my keys.'

Key at the centre of a maze.

Oh great. Where are we going to find a locksmith willing to come out on a night like this?

'The tech department said your new keyboard should be in sometime today.'

"Do you have a white on the fruity side, with maybe a possum on the label?"

In jail dreaming of a key/release

'Always the last place you look.'

Dog with enormous stick.

'I think we've found your problem. It's a Yale lock, but you have a Harvard key.'

'I thought you had the keys!'

'Why, officer, this ain't no weapon. It's just my key chain.'

Six remote tuners?! You really are a "control" freak!

'Any other ID?'

'It is my honor to present you with the key to the city - Along with this spiffy giant key chain!!'

'It's a U-boat...on a key chain.'