Bathroom Key Collector Gifts

"On the plus side, I finally have a key to the executive washroom."

'Ok, give me your username & password one more time.'

"Donald, the dog wants to get back in."

'Never mind how accurate they are -- How DISCREET are they?'

"Sure, I may be over the top, but at least I'm not underhanded like him!"

Cat going to litter box with newspaper to read.

'Oh, for heaven sake, Emily. . . stop cheating and just go on a diet like everyone else!!!'

"And, should you ever lose the key to the city, I hid another one here."

"Which one of these things is the soap?"

'Is this what you're looking for?'

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

'What do you mean you've misplace the keys?'

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

"I'm sorry your password needs to include upper & lower case letters & at least one number."

"Wot? No toilet paper?"

The Mosskeytoe.

"Could you let Mitten sit on all your keyboards to see which one she likes?"

Bowel movement in D minor.

'I can't find my key.'

"Oh, thank God!"

'Darling you left the key in the car again!'

'He gave me my own key so I can get back in when I want to.'

'Don't laugh - it paid out more than 18 grand last week.'

"Good dog!"

Don't ask. Just get me the @#^$ out of here. (This cartoon was originally published on 2012-03-11).

Oh great. Where are we going to find a locksmith willing to come out on a night like this?

'You'll have to wait until I find my keys.'

Key at the centre of a maze.

"Oh boy! Have you guys picked the wrong time for first contact!"

Toilet Roll Prank

'Always the last place you look.'

'What possible use can that have? Now excuse me, I've got to go to the bathroom.'

"The deal is $30K for a dozen rolls. First we count the cash - then you get to squish."

In jail dreaming of a key/release

'The tech department said your new keyboard should be in sometime today.'