Scale Collector Gifts

'When did these start coming with privacy protection?'

Man with each foot on a set of scales.

Critisize your weight.

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

"I started a collection!"

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

Lady Justice.

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'Never mind how accurate they are -- How DISCREET are they?'

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

The dead sea scrolls

Shrink

'Oh, for heaven sake, Emily. . . stop cheating and just go on a diet like everyone else!!!'

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

Edmund Spenser

'Sorry, sweetie, but your weight is still the same.'

'They say that these are also handy for carrying a sleeping bag, pad, tent, foul weather gear, extra clothes, trail mix...'

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

Woman and sport trainer

"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"

Lady Justice using metric scales.

'Well, we couldn't store all the corn.'

'To make matter worse, our combined weight is higher than our credit score.'

'Doris, I know how much you weigh. Step on the scale and I'll hand you the fish.'

Milk production

'I think it's having a core melt down!'

Model steam train pulls into a station

'Whaddya mean the scale keeps flashing tilt?'

'...Err...Could I have a straight glass, Landlord?'

'He's a nice boy - It's a shame how some people take advantage!'

Mouse/Rat on weighing machine: 'I squeak your weight.'

'Thank you. It took me a long time, but I built it to scale.'

Crater Lake