Scales Gifts

Aren't you afraid you'll void the warranty?

"Looks like my diet was just wishful shrinking."

Critisize your weight.

Secretive Weigh In.

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

"I don’t care that muscle weighs more than fat. I only know I work out here and gain 5 pounds!"

The hour of justice

Shrink

What your guitar says about you.

Bass Clef

'Sorry, sweetie, but your weight is still the same.'

"I like the metric system. My weight in kilograms is less than my weight in pounds."

Woman and sport trainer

Lady Justice using metric scales.

Non-metric speak your weight machine

'To make matter worse, our combined weight is higher than our credit score.'

Woman on scales.

'Doris, I know how much you weigh. Step on the scale and I'll hand you the fish.'

'When did these start coming with privacy protection?'

'I think it's having a core melt down!'

Weight and Fortune.

Normal sized door, chair and lamp next to mouse hole and proportional furniture.

"Holy cow! I've gained eight pounds!"

My diet is working! I'm almost down to what I didn't want to get up to!

'Whaddya mean the scale keeps flashing tilt?'

Mouse/Rat on weighing machine: 'I squeak your weight.'

'Thank you. It took me a long time, but I built it to scale.'

"Patience - we have to wait till the dial stops spinning."

"I must not eat pies off the path, I must not eat pies off the path..."

'What about your underwear? That must weigh a pound or two.'

'Aack! Four star guilt!!'

Crater Lake

"I don't think it matters is you choose metric or imperial."

Woman puts baloons to make herself appear lighter on weighing scale.

Giant woman.