Musical Scales Gifts

Bass Clef

Secretive Weigh In.

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

Shrink

WORLD COUNCIL ON GLOBAL WARMING, 'I regret to report that there's no global warming threat after all - we just got Fahrenheit and Celsius mixed up.'

Skeleton model kit assembly instructions.

'Sorry, sweetie, but your weight is still the same.'

"This lovely song tall of a young woman on a spring day...happily comes across a fluorimeter with a fluid transfer system..."

"We start on #F."

Non-metric speak your weight machine

'After hours at the piano lab.'

Lady Justice using metric scales.

Woman on scales.

'When did these start coming with privacy protection?'

'Doris, I know how much you weigh. Step on the scale and I'll hand you the fish.'

'Confirming the belief that music and math are related, I will now sing some lovely French equations.'

'We've got it narrowed down to between three and twenty-three pounds.'

'Thank you. It took me a long time, but I built it to scale.'

Mouse/Rat on weighing machine: 'I squeak your weight.'

"That's quite a set of cow horns you've got there."

Throwing Away Music

"Holy cow! I've gained eight pounds!"

'What about your underwear? That must weigh a pound or two.'

'Aack! Four star guilt!!'

"Really? I love karaoke too!"

"I don't think it matters is you choose metric or imperial."

Crater Lake

'I sure am glad we came up here to practice for the Talent Show.'

Giant woman.

"I thought he would run all sorts of scientific tests."