Musical Scales Pillows

Bass Clef

Secretive Weigh In.

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

Sir Patrick Moore.

Shrink

WORLD COUNCIL ON GLOBAL WARMING, 'I regret to report that there's no global warming threat after all - we just got Fahrenheit and Celsius mixed up.'

Skeleton model kit assembly instructions.

'Sorry, sweetie, but your weight is still the same.'

"This lovely song tall of a young woman on a spring day...happily comes across a fluorimeter with a fluid transfer system..."

"We start on #F."

Non-metric speak your weight machine

'After hours at the piano lab.'

"Well, it's like they say; 230 is the new 180."

Lady Justice using metric scales.

Woman on scales.

'Confirming the belief that music and math are related, I will now sing some lovely French equations.'

'Doris, I know how much you weigh. Step on the scale and I'll hand you the fish.'

'When did these start coming with privacy protection?'

'We've got it narrowed down to between three and twenty-three pounds.'

"That's quite a set of cow horns you've got there."

"Holy cow! I've gained eight pounds!"

Throwing Away Music

Mouse/Rat on weighing machine: 'I squeak your weight.'

'Thank you. It took me a long time, but I built it to scale.'

"Patience - we have to wait till the dial stops spinning."

"I don't think it matters is you choose metric or imperial."

'What about your underwear? That must weigh a pound or two.'

"Really? I love karaoke too!"

'Aack! Four star guilt!!'

Aren't you afraid you'll void the warranty?

Crater Lake

'I sure am glad we came up here to practice for the Talent Show.'

'I did it my way.'

Giant woman.