Weighing Scales Pillows

Non-metric speak your weight machine

"I don’t care that muscle weighs more than fat. I only know I work out here and gain 5 pounds!"

The hour of justice

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

Scales

Bass Clef

"I like the metric system. My weight in kilograms is less than my weight in pounds."

Woman and sport trainer

"See? The good still outweighs the bad."

'To make matter worse, our combined weight is higher than our credit score.'

'When did these start coming with privacy protection?'

Pole Dancing Every Night: 'It's one of the perks of being a weights and measures inspector.'

'Doris, I know how much you weigh. Step on the scale and I'll hand you the fish.'

'I think it's having a core melt down!'

My diet is working! I'm almost down to what I didn't want to get up to!

New Scotland Metre.

30.48 cm Hot Dogs

"I don't think it matters is you choose metric or imperial."

"One truck is over loaded, one is under loaded, and one is just right."

"I must not eat pies off the path, I must not eat pies off the path..."

Aren't you afraid you'll void the warranty?

Guys from other countries need time to adjust to playing in America. It's a game of inches and they grew up with the metric system.

Woman puts baloons to make herself appear lighter on weighing scale.

'A hundred and ninety pounds!'

'You weigh 14 pints.'

Man with each foot on a set of scales.

Mass Gathering

'Your head weighs 26 pounds, same as your feet.'

Your Weight and Fortune Cookie - 1 Yuan.

The day the scales broke down at the truck weigh station.

"Looks like my diet was just wishful shrinking."

'Do you have to be so darn specific?'

"You'll appreciate that it's now half a kilo of tuppeny rice."