Scale Fiddler Pillows

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

May your Christmas be full of harmony

"Put your phones on vibrate. Maybe they'll keep you awake."

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

The Stomach Dance - inc. figure reminiscent of the Bon-Mots grotesques

Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.

'I don't want you to give up eating entirely -- just the food part.'

"Ey, Zoltan! Come in and fiddle around in here tonight."

"How embarrassing, I'm literally glued to the television."

Paul was certain he had the largest pumpkin, until he discovered he was the smallest man.

Midway through the show, a seamless switch, from air guitar this Celtic air fiddle.

'Never mind another doctor -- I'm referring you to the Bureau of Weights and Measures.'

Ceilidh Minogue.

'Let's try again but NO laughing this time!'

Lady Justice using metric scales.

"Hey, no problem!"

"My scale certainly has no problem finding those hidden calories."

Quartet of mermaids

"Well done Fred, you've lost a bit more..."

Happy Birthday to an amazing Violinist

Spinning Violinist

Mouse/Rat on weighing machine: 'I squeak your weight.'

'It was your request for a more complicated tax form that raised the red flag.'

'Thank you. It took me a long time, but I built it to scale.'

'You've been on a diet and lost six kilos...Well I think I have found them!'

"Play around with these figures, Harry. I've given you the total I want them to add up to."

"Read my weight NOW!...NOW!"

Old fiddles play the sweetest tunes!