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"Well, it's like they say; 230 is the new 180."

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

May your Christmas be full of harmony

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

"Put your phones on vibrate. Maybe they'll keep you awake."

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

The Stomach Dance - inc. figure reminiscent of the Bon-Mots grotesques

Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.

"Ey, Zoltan! Come in and fiddle around in here tonight."

"Scale" is a versatile word. We can scale rocks. Fish have scales. I love to catch and eat fish. There are music scales. We all enjoy music. Don't forget the bathroom scale. Sadly, when I step on one of those I'm reminded of the Richter Scale numbers recorded when I'm walking.

"How embarrassing, I'm literally glued to the television."

'I don't want you to give up eating entirely -- just the food part.'

Paul was certain he had the largest pumpkin, until he discovered he was the smallest man.

'Never mind another doctor -- I'm referring you to the Bureau of Weights and Measures.'

Midway through the show, a seamless switch, from air guitar this Celtic air fiddle.

Ceilidh Minogue.

'Let's try again but NO laughing this time!'

Lady Justice using metric scales.

"Hey, no problem!"

"Well done Fred, you've lost a bit more..."

Doug Kershaw

Hello, auto club? I have an emergency. What's happened, sir? Ever since I upgraded to iOS 8, my iPhone hasn't been syncing with my car stereo over bluetooth. I don't feel comfortable driving without being able to hear my "driving" playlist. How long till you get here? Sir, we're going to have to revoke your membership.

"My scale certainly has no problem finding those hidden calories."

Happy Birthday to an amazing Violinist

Quartet of mermaids

Mouse/Rat on weighing machine: 'I squeak your weight.'

'Thank you. It took me a long time, but I built it to scale.'

'It was your request for a more complicated tax form that raised the red flag.'

'You've been on a diet and lost six kilos...Well I think I have found them!'

The Mother Goose Report. Nursery Rhyme Weather Channel. Rhymeville. High Diddle Diddle. Low Diddle Diddle. And with this "high" moving in, you can expect weird things like a cat with a fiddle and a cow jumping over the moon.

Spinning Violinist

"Play around with these figures, Harry. I've given you the total I want them to add up to."

"Read my weight NOW!...NOW!"