Musical Skier Gifts

'I sure am glad we came up here to practice for the Talent Show.'

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Baseball batting cage theater La Cage Aux Folles.

Skier and his dog.

Possums that ski.

I think we should stick to doing this with a piano.

Slalom

DOUR and TROUBADOUR

"...and ski conditions will be excellent on city streets today."

Balloon ski lift

'...and ski conditions will be excellent on city streets today.'

Rusalka

Saxophone summoning.

"Do you hear dueling tubas?"

Combing Baseball and Violin Practice.

'You sure you've done this before?'

Skis with stabilisers.

Snow seat on skis.

Spare a quid for an old hippy, man?

'I guess we're flying by instruments.'

Concert pianist on his way to work.

"Mama Mia, Mama Mia!"

"Let me tell you Belinda. . . you certainly don't belong on the beginner's slope."

'Forget government intervention. Hiring a snake charmer has truly worked wonders.'

Violinist on skis

If you're really listening to the control tower, why are you playing air drums?

'Look at this guy, listening to music on his earphones when there are bears around! I guess somebody's about to learn a lesson in hunting safety!'

Skier notices impossible ski tracks.

Ski Lift

'I'm sorry. I just can't read music.'

"I've never skied paper before."

Ski Lift

And he sliced and he cursed and his cheating was the worst. I'm not sure golf minstrels are such a good idea.

Camel Boom Box

Organ Donor Unit