Musical Skier T-Shirts

'I sure am glad we came up here to practice for the Talent Show.'

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Skier and his dog.

Possums that ski.

Slalom

"...and ski conditions will be excellent on city streets today."

'...and ski conditions will be excellent on city streets today.'

Balloon ski lift

Rusalka

Saxophone summoning.

"Do you hear dueling tubas?"

Combing Baseball and Violin Practice.

'You sure you've done this before?'

Skis with stabilisers.

Snow seat on skis.

Spare a quid for an old hippy, man?

'I guess we're flying by instruments.'

Concert pianist on his way to work.

Violinist on skis

'Look at this guy, listening to music on his earphones when there are bears around! I guess somebody's about to learn a lesson in hunting safety!'

"Let me tell you Belinda. . . you certainly don't belong on the beginner's slope."

'Forget government intervention. Hiring a snake charmer has truly worked wonders.'

Skier notices impossible ski tracks.

Ski Lift

"I've never skied paper before."

Camel Boom Box

'I'm sorry. I just can't read music.'

Ski Lift

Organ Donor Unit

Cut out and keep Skiing Instructor