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Skis with stabilisers.

Snow seat on skis.

Ski Lift

The rocket powered skiier

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Skier and his dog.

Possums that ski.

Slalom

Skier leaves his skis behind.

As the years passed, Grandpa became more absent minded...

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

'You sure you've done this before?'

'It's been so long since he's been on dry land.'

No caption (A ball boy crouches by the net on a ping pong table as a game is being played).

The evolution of triathletes.

'You didn't train for this marathon, did you?'

Figure Skating: Dee Thumble,

"Let me tell you Belinda. . . you certainly don't belong on the beginner's slope."

Golf Ball in Nest.

'You forgot one of the essential facts of putting - the ball always breaks toward the water.'

Ski Lift

Skier notices impossible ski tracks.

'I shouldn't be much longer, hon, I'm putting on the 18th green right now.'

"Careful lad, these cliffs can be treacherous following the picnic season."

Chairlift to hell.

'Hester had done the triple dozens of times in his mind. Now, however...'

"So I lost my bicycle helmet, what about it?"

STRIP Old Caddy (colour)

'Shall we forget the ball and start to look for the golf course?'

"I've never skied paper before."

"That's a lovely tee-shot." - "Well, thank you, it matches my underpants."

"Why are you using your phone during the match?"

Cut out and keep Skiing Instructor

Gymnast

'There's something very odd here.'