Comedy Skier T-Shirts

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Skier chasing his skis down the slope.

The rocket powered skiier

Rude Snowpeople

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

Possums that ski.

The Hockey Puckey

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

Skier leaves his skis behind.

Two Men Who Wouldn't Get Off the Ski Lift.

"Whoa. How deep is that powder?" "You'll have to ask my wife. I'm standing on her shoulders."

"First you forget the flag! Now you tell me you don't know how to yodel!"

"Didn't I say to just sprinkle salt on it!"

Sales chart shows sales going downhill.

'You sure you've done this before?'

Skis with stabilisers.

The real reason the Chinese emperor built the great wall.

Self-Propelled Skating Gadget

Snow seat on skis.

Border Guard

Porters carry a sedan chair up a ski slope

"Let me tell you Belinda. . . you certainly don't belong on the beginner's slope."

'I call that check my 'Pancake Special'.'

"It needs a bit of work."

'Once you've got this mastered, Ellen, then you can try it on two.'

Agricultural Skier

Ski Lift

'... 'Step2: Get a running start.' ... Oh, here we go! ... 'Step 3: Jump into the bobsled.''

Chairlift to hell.

Ski Lift

'Yoooo-hooo! Has anyone seen a ski pole that I dropped when I was on the chairlift?'

'Mr. Murdoch... skiing isn't for everyone.'

Mountain rescue: two men carry a mountain on a stretcher.

Ski Instructor