Musical Aviator Gifts

'I guess we're flying by instruments.'

If you're really listening to the control tower, why are you playing air drums?

Orchestra.

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

Cycling with a harp case

'Play it again, Sam.'

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Why do you direct the school musical, Mr. K? It's a privilege

Music Hall Dancers

Papageno from the Magic Flute

Birds with Headphones

Golden age of music

Sir Conrad Murgatroyd

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

I love Marimba

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

Heaven

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

Music Freak.

This is called "The Ballad of a Self-Taught Guitarist."

'Geez, what's with the delay?'

'Don't you just love that rap music!'

Nick Cave.

'Figures can be misleading - So I've written a song which I think expresses the real story of the firms performance this quarter.'

Air Sitar.

"I know it's a pie in the sky, Henshaw, but from a career perspective point of view we'll log it in as 'unidentified small aircraft'."

Crunk

"For tonight's performance I have stripped everything, as far as possible, down to the "urtext" edition."

Cowpunk

Xylophone Icicles.

"This next song exposes the hypocrisy of everyone here."

Cornucopia Horns.

Pianist

"Actually, I'm a singer-songwriter bird."

Blue dress