Musical Astronauts Gifts

"Negative, Captain. Conditions here extremely hostile to rockabilly."

"I wonder what kind of welcome we'll get on this planet?"

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

Boptimism

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

Cycling with a harp case

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Papageno from the Magic Flute

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

Astronaut love

Field Trip!

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"

'Are we there yet?'

Space rocket hits a star...

'We better call Mission Control to report that all our projects and experiments on this flight have succeeded beyond belief.'

"Hello job security."

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

China Launches Lunar Rover

'I've developed the space tie and the space bowtie to go with the spacesuit.'

Cornucopia Horns.

"I went to college knowing I wanted to be an astronaut. My parents had only a third-grade education. But they were good teachers. They taught me the importance of hard work...of perseverance...of not being afraid to dream."

Crunk

Chaironaut

Sarah visited the planet Spelling Mistake and met the Spellingmistakians

Music from the moon.

"You get used to drinking recycled body fluids."

Launch command. How long will the launch of the satellite be delayed? It should be up and around in no time!

Xylophone Icicles.

Pianist

'And this, of course, is the clean room.'

"Did you know that someday astronauts may put themselves into deep hibernation to artificially shorten the grueling journey to their ultimate destination? Wake me up on Christmas morning."

"Huston, we have a bad hairday problem!"

"NASA isn't going to be able to send people to Mars, after all."