Musical Astronaut Gifts

Cellist on Mars

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

Boptimism

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

Astronaut love

Field Trip!

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

An amplified harp

'Are we there yet?'

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"

Space rocket hits a star...

China Launches Lunar Rover

"Hello job security."

'We better call Mission Control to report that all our projects and experiments on this flight have succeeded beyond belief.'

Chaironaut

Music from the moon.

"Did you know that someday astronauts may put themselves into deep hibernation to artificially shorten the grueling journey to their ultimate destination? Wake me up on Christmas morning."

'And this, of course, is the clean room.'

"Huston, we have a bad hairday problem!"

"NASA isn't going to be able to send people to Mars, after all."

Astronaut

Pentagon Science Contest: 'Hey, Jeffrey...why do you think the military wants to figure out how they can send people to another solar system?'

A workman ponders a bolt on a track

"Remember, there's an additional charge if you don't refill the tank before you return it."

Bassoon musical instrument.

NASA - We're going to MARS - and the moon is going to pay for it.

Space Orchestra

Bear in a space suit meeting an alien.

A small dog in a large space suit.