Musical Astronaut T-Shirts

Cellist on Mars

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

Boptimism

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

Astronaut love

Field Trip!

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"

'Are we there yet?'

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

An amplified harp

China Launches Lunar Rover

'We better call Mission Control to report that all our projects and experiments on this flight have succeeded beyond belief.'

"Hello job security."

Space rocket hits a star...

Britain's first official astronaut.

Chaironaut

"I went to college knowing I wanted to be an astronaut. My parents had only a third-grade education. But they were good teachers. They taught me the importance of hard work...of perseverance...of not being afraid to dream."

Music from the moon.

"You get used to drinking recycled body fluids."

Launch command. How long will the launch of the satellite be delayed? It should be up and around in no time!

'And this, of course, is the clean room.'

"Did you know that someday astronauts may put themselves into deep hibernation to artificially shorten the grueling journey to their ultimate destination? Wake me up on Christmas morning."

"NASA isn't going to be able to send people to Mars, after all."

"Huston, we have a bad hairday problem!"

A workman ponders a bolt on a track

Pentagon Science Contest: 'Hey, Jeffrey...why do you think the military wants to figure out how they can send people to another solar system?'

Astronaut

"Remember, there's an additional charge if you don't refill the tank before you return it."

Bassoon musical instrument.

Space Orchestra

NASA - We're going to MARS - and the moon is going to pay for it.

Bear in a space suit meeting an alien.