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"Negative, Captain. Conditions here extremely hostile to rockabilly."

"I wonder what kind of welcome we'll get on this planet?"

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

Boptimism

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

Cycling with a harp case

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Papageno from the Magic Flute

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

Astronaut love

Field Trip!

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

'Are we there yet?'

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"

Space rocket hits a star...

China Launches Lunar Rover

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

'We better call Mission Control to report that all our projects and experiments on this flight have succeeded beyond belief.'

"Hello job security."

'I've developed the space tie and the space bowtie to go with the spacesuit.'

Sarah visited the planet Spelling Mistake and met the Spellingmistakians

Chaironaut

Cornucopia Horns.

Xylophone Icicles.

Music from the moon.

Crunk

Pianist

"Did you know that someday astronauts may put themselves into deep hibernation to artificially shorten the grueling journey to their ultimate destination? Wake me up on Christmas morning."

'And this, of course, is the clean room.'

"Huston, we have a bad hairday problem!"

"NASA isn't going to be able to send people to Mars, after all."

"Remember, there's an additional charge if you don't refill the tank before you return it."

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